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Old 12-19-2003, 05:44 PM   #66
f94gator
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Here's to you, Mr. Anchor Bitch. As your dive buddies switch out their tanks for the next drop, you bravely stand on the bow, trying to unhook an impossibly well-set anchor without sending your own ass over the bow rail.

Where'd our anchor bitch go, yeah...

Oh, but it doesn't stop there, Mr. Ruler of the Rope-Pullers, for upon unseating of that sturdy anchor, you're faced with bringing in 300 ft of anchor line while those same dive-buddies cheer, "Hurry your ass up, BITCH".

Yeah, you're just a bitch now...

What can we say, Mr. Anchor Bitch. You don't have your own boat, and you're the youngest on this one. It sucks to be you...

Sucks to be the bitch yeah...

So here's to you, Mr Head Boat Bitch. While you attack your task diligently and efficiently, we're back here drinking your Bud Light, and that's what really matters.
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