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Old 05-08-2018, 08:24 PM   #24
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Re: Towing a Freediver - Techniques?

Originally Posted by agbiv View Post
Don't forget to attach some REALLY BIG treble hooks to your belt in case something wants you as bait!
I make sure my toe nails are painted sparkly pink before I get towed. I also chum with a steady flow of glitter mixed with shrimp juice as I go. YOLO!
“If the natural tendencies of mankind are so bad that it is not safe to permit people to be free, how is it that the tendencies of these organizers are always good? Do not the legislators and their appointed agents also belong to the human race? Or do they believe that they themselves are made of a finer clay than the rest of mankind?”
― Frederic Bastiat, The Law
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