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12-19-2006, 08:13 PM | #1 |
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.song and poem writing services.
.my dad cut me off again.
.because i wrecked the audi. .and it took dad about four hours of phone calls. .and about $10,000 in cash. .to have me avoid a dui. .and like the asshole he is. .he is cutting off my allowance. .which is not fair. .because i didn't know i was drunk. .anyway i'm like really broke right now. .and my roommate is pissed off with me. .and i need to make money. .but i don't believe in work. .because it is corporate lies. .and work sucks. .and people who work are suckers. .anyway. .if any of you have a loved one. .and you want to write them a poem. .or sing them a song for the holidays. .but you suck at writing. .or at least im sure you're not as good as me. .i will offer the first paragraph free. .and $10 per line. .for some of the warmest. .happiest. .soft. .heartfelt. .anxious. .nervous. .stinging. .angst ridden. .spiteful. .suicidal. .loving in death. .all of it. .or your pick. .you will rent my heart. .and you can tell your lover. .that you wrote it. .not everyone is talented as i. .so if you have special needs. .we can negotiate lower rates. .i also want to offer my services. .for customizing myspace pages. .and spearboard signature lines. .the avatar quote is free. .signature $10 a pop. .thank you. .PM me for details if interested. .emo spearo. |
12-19-2006, 08:21 PM | #2 |
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Re: .song and poem writing services.
.for a higher rate.
.i will customize a framed card. .as a piece of art. .options include. .written in blood. .or pigmented sweat. .or pigmented tears. .bite marks. .kiss marks. .whatever. .you tell me what you feel. .i will express it on the 5" X 7" framed mixed media art. .rates negotiable. |
12-19-2006, 09:33 PM | #3 |
Scooter misses the ocean
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Re: .song and poem writing services.
Emo- i'm honored to be your #1 fan and president of the fan club, b/c you are by far the best comedian on spearboard!! congrats, thats like being the most sane person in the asylum!
i'm really glad you are so bored with life that you have to make up these goofy ass stories and shit to make yourself the epitomonic emo person. its really amusing! thanks emo for making my day |
12-19-2006, 11:28 PM | #4 |
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Re: .song and poem writing services.
Hey emo, I'll be your first customer.
I know a girl named Ginnie. I get to see her again next weekend. I just love to dive in her cave, And just swim around in her warm hole. The only problem is, so do many other men, And women too. And she only charges $20 So you see, Ginnie is a whore, But I love her anyway. Because I also dive many other caves. But it still makes me sad. Can you write me a song for my dear Ginnie? Maybe one that will make her quit being such a whore. I just can't wait to dive into her ear and eye. Swim through her lips and maybe explore her mud tunnel. BTW do you take paypal |
12-19-2006, 11:38 PM | #5 |
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12-20-2006, 12:02 AM | #6 |
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Can you help me with my signature line?
.it is so not emo .is it? |
12-20-2006, 12:51 AM | #7 | |
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12-20-2006, 12:12 PM | #8 |
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Re: .song and poem writing services.
ill take treasurer. my cut is 40%.
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12-20-2006, 12:55 PM | #9 |
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Re: .song and poem writing services.
Elmo, Can you finish this one for me? I've been working on it for quite sometime,
"There once was a man from Nantucket,....."
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12-20-2006, 12:57 PM | #10 |
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Re: .song and poem writing services.
.you charge
.way too much for your .services .I can get it .much cheaper .elswhere. . |
12-20-2006, 01:06 PM | #11 |
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Re: .song and poem writing services.
I want the 15 page love letter written in blood, how much???
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12-20-2006, 01:20 PM | #12 | |
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12-20-2006, 02:06 PM | #13 |
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Comon' man.....they'll do it much cheaper at leisurepro.....
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12-20-2006, 07:01 PM | #14 | ||
Scooter misses the ocean
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12-20-2006, 07:02 PM | #15 |
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.wow
.you didn't .know you .were drunk .right |
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