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Old 12-19-2003, 01:33 PM   #61
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Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't back a trailer up Guy

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So these Bud's are for me, Mr. Can't back a trailer up Guy. 'Cause they are the only thing keeping me from kicking your ass.

LMAO!!
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Old 12-19-2003, 02:00 PM   #62
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Marcus,

That's some good shit. Been there done that...unfortunately.
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Old 12-19-2003, 03:26 PM   #63
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Very nice, Marcus!!!
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Old 12-19-2003, 03:53 PM   #64
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Mr. underwear inspector number twelve


Today we salute you, Mr. underwear inspector number twelve
(mr. underwear inspector number twelve)
wether it be tighty whiteys, or banana hammocks, you're the one who makes sure our skivvies cut the mustard
(ridin high)
you make sure the door is fastened with secure seams, so that the cow doesn't get out of the barn when it shouldn't
(don't let it out)
dedicating yourself to a craft others might pou pou, you can pass every single man on the street and say with pride, "you there, you're wearing my underpants, and no, i don't want them back."
so crack open an ice cold bud light eagle eyes, because we're all glad you've got your hands in our shorts
(change em every day)
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Old 12-19-2003, 03:56 PM   #65
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Today we salute you, Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller.
(Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller)
Without your undying commitment, we might find ourselves trapped in a stall armed only with our newspaper.
(Oh, I need you now!)
Like a brave soldier, you storm hostile territory delivering much needed supplies to your men.
(Uugh!)
Should you leave one roll? Or two? Or perhaps that giant 10-pound super roll.
(Keep rollin'!)
While others rest, you can't… because somewhere there's a guy with his pants around his ankles doing the bunny hop in search of a fresh roll.
(Hop! Hop! Hop!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, master of the men's room because if you don't do your business, we can't do ours.
(Is there anybody out there?)

(These were emailed to me by Francois Le Dic. lol)

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Old 12-19-2003, 04:44 PM   #66
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Here's to you, Mr. Anchor Bitch. As your dive buddies switch out their tanks for the next drop, you bravely stand on the bow, trying to unhook an impossibly well-set anchor without sending your own ass over the bow rail.

Where'd our anchor bitch go, yeah...

Oh, but it doesn't stop there, Mr. Ruler of the Rope-Pullers, for upon unseating of that sturdy anchor, you're faced with bringing in 300 ft of anchor line while those same dive-buddies cheer, "Hurry your ass up, BITCH".

Yeah, you're just a bitch now...

What can we say, Mr. Anchor Bitch. You don't have your own boat, and you're the youngest on this one. It sucks to be you...

Sucks to be the bitch yeah...

So here's to you, Mr Head Boat Bitch. While you attack your task diligently and efficiently, we're back here drinking your Bud Light, and that's what really matters.
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Old 12-19-2003, 05:17 PM   #67
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Mr. really bad toupee wearer


Today we salute you, mr. really bad toupee wearer
(mr. really bad toupee wearer)
more than any neon sign or exploding scoreboard ever could, your chrome dome cover says "hey guys, look at me"
(what could you be thinking)
you think it looks natural, but it couldn't look phonier if it had a chin strap
(couldn't fool a blind man)
made of space-age fibers, it can repel anything: rain, wind, snow, and especially young women
(i don't think so)
so crack open an ice cold bud light Mr. stud in a rug, then crack open another for that thing in your head
(i don't think it's on straight)
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Old 12-19-2003, 09:15 PM   #68
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Perhaps we should institute a rule; original material only.
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Old 04-11-2004, 09:59 PM   #69
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bump

had to bring back a classic!
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Old 05-26-2004, 09:11 PM   #70
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Mr. YELLING fish weighing man.

Here's to you Mr. YELLING fish weighing man.
As you scare small children with your screams of new shooter,and hurling dead bloody fish over your shoulder. They wonder if they might be in some sort of death by steel catacomb.We all know that your efforts are a labor of love,and the screams are necessary due to a high volume of twisted southern rock sung by a man in cut up jeans and a tank top.
"death steel catacomb yeah"
As you look to your left and the weigh in line stretches like a welfare office on the first of the month.You continue on with your mission,pop those veins out of your neck, and make a call for "Snapper catagory".
"veins poppin' out yeah"
The two women doing the scoring have to switch up because your relentless pace, driven by the equality of a keg of diet coke,can't keep up with the pace of Mr.YELLING fish weighing man.
"gotta switch up due to relentless pace yeah"
You check each fish's cavity for any grenade weight or rock that might of been inserted ,possibly by a shooter in a camo wetsuit,trying to take an unfair advantage.But you will not be foiled by any improprities of any kind.Because you are,Mr.YELLING fish weighing man.
"shady camo wetsuit man"
So here's to you Mr.YELLING fish weighing man.We salute you,and will have you a shade umbrella next year.
Thank You, Thank You !!!!!
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Old 05-26-2004, 09:15 PM   #71
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O.K. so my photoshop did'nt come out so clear.I might be guilty of PWI...
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Old 05-26-2004, 10:59 PM   #72
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Hell yeah! I missed this thread when it first came out...it is a classic and a great addition slip!
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Old 07-10-2009, 07:20 PM   #73
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius

Yes...I finally found the classic thread I was looking for...

BUMP BIATCH!
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Old 07-11-2009, 10:06 AM   #74
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Nice !!!!
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Old 07-11-2009, 11:45 AM   #75
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius

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Mr. Overweight Redneck Fish Slaughterer

Here’s to you Mr. Overweight Redneck Fish Slaughterer. While others admit there was nothing to shoot, you can hardly contain yourself about a 12” hogfish in between cans of Milwaukee’s Best Light. That’s right mister, you’ve got the patent on killin’ fish.
“Killin’ fish, oh yeah…”
While those around you strive to shoot the adult version of your fish, you fearlessly fill a hoop of death resembling a massacre at the local playground.
“It’s just a baby…”
So here’s to you man as you spend more time filleting those things than you spent in the water. And, you are one brave dude to boot. Mr. Overweight redneck Fish Slaughterer… this nursery rhyme’s for you.
Wait now that sounds like me. I wait paitently for them to exit the womb..
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