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Old 07-11-2009, 02:16 PM   #76
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius

classic words from D4B....oh the good ole days
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:26 PM   #77
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lmao, pretty funny stuff.
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Old 07-13-2009, 05:58 PM   #78
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius

Funny! Good bump.
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Old 11-12-2011, 02:52 PM   #79
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius

Bippity bump.

Reference: http://thefuntimesguide.com/audio/Bu...a_Inventor.mp3
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Old 12-26-2011, 05:02 PM   #80
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius

Had to bring it up to add two more:

Mr. Peanut Dolphin Gaffer


Here’s to you Mr. Peanut Dolphin Gaffer

At the moment of the strike, you abandon all logic and immediately pull the gaff out of the holder as if you were pulling Excalibur from the stone.

“Must get the gaff”

No matter how much line is out, you find it necessary to stand in the way of the angler mentally preparing yourself for that perfect gaff shot that will stone that 20” mahi.

“No flopping around”

When the fish gets alongside the boat, you beat ferociously at the 20” fish for minutes until someone kicks you in the nuts, grabs the leader and pulls the fish in the boat, making sure it slams you in the face as it comes aboard.

“Right in the face”

So ice your nuts, wipe the slime off your face, and grab a cold Bud; ‘cause this Bud is for you!


Mr. Tournament W.O.T
Here's to you Mr. Tournament W.O.T.

Driving everywhere like there's three minutes of daylight left you bounce perilously through the 4' "chop" with no regard to your crew's well being or kidneys

"Yea stop that kid from cryin"

Burning 86 gallons an hour only proves how low your dick hangs as my balls haven't left my stomach since we left

"Yea everyones watchin me"

With only 3 speeds, stop, troll and wide-open, you reassure us if the bites not 10mi out they can be had 60mi out

"Im f*kin Mario Andretti mutha' *****a'"

With knuckles whiter than a Canadian's ass, I crack open an ice-cold Bud Lite but there's no beer for you Mr. Wide Open Throttle because they're either shattered or beaten to foam
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Old 12-26-2011, 05:24 PM   #81
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius

Dive4blood's a Genius.
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Old 12-26-2011, 08:40 PM   #82
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius

Quote:
Originally Posted by Waiting2Exhale View Post
Had to bring it up to add two more:

Mr. Peanut Dolphin Gaffer


Here’s to you Mr. Peanut Dolphin Gaffer

At the moment of the strike, you abandon all logic and immediately pull the gaff out of the holder as if you were pulling Excalibur from the stone.

“Must get the gaff”

No matter how much line is out, you find it necessary to stand in the way of the angler mentally preparing yourself for that perfect gaff shot that will stone that 20” mahi.

“No flopping around”

When the fish gets alongside the boat, you beat ferociously at the 20” fish for minutes until someone kicks you in the nuts, grabs the leader and pulls the fish in the boat, making sure it slams you in the face as it comes aboard.

“Right in the face”

So ice your nuts, wipe the slime off your face, and grab a cold Bud; ‘cause this Bud is for you!


Mr. Tournament W.O.T
Here's to you Mr. Tournament W.O.T.

Driving everywhere like there's three minutes of daylight left you bounce perilously through the 4' "chop" with no regard to your crew's well being or kidneys

"Yea stop that kid from cryin"

Burning 86 gallons an hour only proves how low your dick hangs as my balls haven't left my stomach since we left

"Yea everyones watchin me"

With only 3 speeds, stop, troll and wide-open, you reassure us if the bites not 10mi out they can be had 60mi out

"Im f*kin Mario Andretti mutha' *****a'"

With knuckles whiter than a Canadian's ass, I crack open an ice-cold Bud Lite but there's no beer for you Mr. Wide Open Throttle because they're either shattered or beaten to foam

Good stuff.
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Old 12-28-2011, 09:25 AM   #83
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Hilarious!!
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Old 01-05-2012, 09:24 AM   #84
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Whata great thread!
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Old 11-30-2017, 08:19 PM   #85
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Bipity bump bump to another severely entertaining thread.

Must see reference for you youngins' : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsC3ni7A88M
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Old 04-09-2018, 08:37 PM   #86
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius

bump

Ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsC3ni7A88M
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the good ol days
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Old 04-11-2018, 07:06 AM   #88
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That's some funny shit.
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Old 04-11-2018, 08:44 AM   #89
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Dive for blood was definitely the most entertaining and creative member. For
Some reason, not exactly sure, I am frequently reminded of a story he told
Of going for a jog in the neighborhood when he was struck with an intestinal emergency which resulted in his entry into a storm water pond, if I remember correctly.
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Funny stuff, I should not have opened this thread at work. Impossible to keep a straight face reading this stuff.
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