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07-11-2009, 02:16 PM | #76 |
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius
classic words from D4B....oh the good ole days
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07-13-2009, 01:26 PM | #77 |
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius
lmao, pretty funny stuff.
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07-13-2009, 05:58 PM | #78 |
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius
Funny! Good bump.
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11-12-2011, 02:52 PM | #79 |
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius
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12-26-2011, 05:02 PM | #80 |
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius
Had to bring it up to add two more:
Mr. Peanut Dolphin Gaffer Here’s to you Mr. Peanut Dolphin Gaffer At the moment of the strike, you abandon all logic and immediately pull the gaff out of the holder as if you were pulling Excalibur from the stone. “Must get the gaff” No matter how much line is out, you find it necessary to stand in the way of the angler mentally preparing yourself for that perfect gaff shot that will stone that 20” mahi. “No flopping around” When the fish gets alongside the boat, you beat ferociously at the 20” fish for minutes until someone kicks you in the nuts, grabs the leader and pulls the fish in the boat, making sure it slams you in the face as it comes aboard. “Right in the face” So ice your nuts, wipe the slime off your face, and grab a cold Bud; ‘cause this Bud is for you! Mr. Tournament W.O.T Here's to you Mr. Tournament W.O.T. Driving everywhere like there's three minutes of daylight left you bounce perilously through the 4' "chop" with no regard to your crew's well being or kidneys "Yea stop that kid from cryin" Burning 86 gallons an hour only proves how low your dick hangs as my balls haven't left my stomach since we left "Yea everyones watchin me" With only 3 speeds, stop, troll and wide-open, you reassure us if the bites not 10mi out they can be had 60mi out "Im f*kin Mario Andretti mutha' *****a'" With knuckles whiter than a Canadian's ass, I crack open an ice-cold Bud Lite but there's no beer for you Mr. Wide Open Throttle because they're either shattered or beaten to foam |
12-26-2011, 05:24 PM | #81 |
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius
Dive4blood's a Genius.
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12-26-2011, 08:40 PM | #82 | |
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius
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Good stuff.
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12-28-2011, 09:25 AM | #83 |
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius
Hilarious!!
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01-05-2012, 09:24 AM | #84 |
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius
Whata great thread!
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11-30-2017, 08:19 PM | #85 |
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius
Bipity bump bump to another severely entertaining thread.
Must see reference for you youngins' : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsC3ni7A88M
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04-09-2018, 08:37 PM | #86 |
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04-10-2018, 08:07 PM | #87 |
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius
the good ol days
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04-11-2018, 07:06 AM | #88 |
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius
That's some funny shit.
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04-11-2018, 08:44 AM | #89 |
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius
Dive for blood was definitely the most entertaining and creative member. For
Some reason, not exactly sure, I am frequently reminded of a story he told Of going for a jog in the neighborhood when he was struck with an intestinal emergency which resulted in his entry into a storm water pond, if I remember correctly.
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04-11-2018, 11:07 AM | #90 |
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Re: Budweiser's Real Steelslingers of Genius
Funny stuff, I should not have opened this thread at work. Impossible to keep a straight face reading this stuff.
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