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Old 06-09-2003, 04:17 PM   #16
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D4B,that is the funniest thing I have read on this board.I hope Scott will archive this as an example for everyone to follow.My heritage is native Texan and with a Korean step-mom cooking during my childhood hot stuff is in my blood.There is hot sauce called Endorphin Rush after the fact that it hurts so much the second time that your endorphins kick in.Daves is cool as is Scorned Woman,Ass in Space,Ass in a Tub,Assbirin,Ass-Burn,Figs one drop but my favorite is Buffalo Chipotle Sauce,not as hot but very tasty.A cold shower after the john helps.
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Old 06-09-2003, 04:23 PM   #17
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Dude, nast ankle. How about shaving the hair off your toes, that is fukcing gross
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Old 06-09-2003, 04:25 PM   #18
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Tried that but the stubble is so itchy.
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Old 06-09-2003, 04:31 PM   #19
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Yes, that is totally disgusting.

The ankle injury looks bad, too...
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:10 PM   #20
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Genetics; what can you do?
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:27 PM   #21
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That was a funny post. Definitely Hall of Fame material!
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Old 06-09-2003, 07:04 PM   #22
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I drank a whole coffee cup full of tabasco in a drunken stupor of truth or dare. Man that was some ****ed up shit. It burnt when it came out. NEVER AGAIN...

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I staggered off my chair, and hobbled to the toilet all the while resembling Quasimodo after a nitrous oxide whippet..........
It was as if Pele, the Hawaiian goddess of fire was releasing molten magma from deep within the center of the Earth through my anus. My colon transformed into a fabled medieval dragon spewing great gouts of brimstone, as I steadied myself desperately with my arms on either wall of the bathroom, face contorted in a steely rictus. I prayed to Jesus, Buddha, The Great Spirit, Allah, Chango, and King Neptune simultaneously to help me survive this abomination. After what seemed like an eternity I emerged from my pain induced trance to realize that the Great Satan had been cast out, and that I had perservered through my hellish self induced rite of passage
I am convinced that AJ is a literary genius. I'm dying over here!!!!! LMAO!!!!!

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Old 06-09-2003, 08:20 PM   #23
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That has to be the funniest story I have ever read.

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Old 06-09-2003, 08:38 PM   #24
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Yes, that story is so funny it should be shared.... ON SCUBABOARD!
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:45 PM   #25
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That would be interesting.........
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I just posted it under humor. it's called a tale of doom. I left the names out to save face!
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Did the swelling cause the excessive hair growth? Jeez......ever hear of Nair?
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This is one great thread, use the tucks they work and shave the toes!!!!
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Keysspearfisher's new Spearboard nickname is officially Frodo Baggins.
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Old 06-10-2003, 10:19 AM   #30
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Oh Yea Boys a warning- If you ever make/cook/or handle any of those peppers make sure you wash your handsBEFORE you go to Drain The Vein!! (and afterwards if your mommy didnt teach you not to pee on your fingers)
Even though you wash your hands thoroughly, it will still remain in the cuticles of your fingers. My wife found this out the hard way one night whilst I/she was enjoying the girth of my sausage like fingers. She started writhing and saying stuff like "It's getting hot!". I was like "Yeeaahhh baby!" Then she was like, "No, it's really getting HOT!". Then I was like "YEEEEEAAAAHHHH BABY!". That's when she reached in my glass of ice water, grabbed some ice cubes, and started cramming them in there. That's when I realized what was going on. I was like, Oh shit, I'm in trouble for this one. But, luckily she was a trooper about it and we had a good laugh.

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